Emails Need Chaos

[king3ds5tsp]

Pitch emails about links have become carbon copies of carbon copies. Everyone’s read the same Reddit thread, copied the same outreach template, paused at the same bracketed personalization field—[Insert Compliment Here]. It's robotic. Needs chaos. Weird humor. Real spice. Something dumb but alive inside. I sent one that just said “Your footer menu gave me an existential crisis. Can I write for you?” and it actually led to a backlink. Scrolling through https://andrewlinksmith.com there’s a spirit of that chaos—half strategy, half punk zine. That’s the vibe link talks need, or they dry up faster than a TikTok trend.