Classified ad – looking for a copywriter
Posted: February 19th, 2019, 6:37 pm
OK sales writers, this next ad is something I copied from one of those online classified sites.
When I first saw it, I thought it was a satirical joke. But when I posted a comical reply to it, the guy got all indignant because he thought I was mocking him (in retrospect, I guess I was mocking him, but only because I didn’t think the ad was for real)
Anyway, I removed the personal contact info from the ad, but left the rest of it intact.
So, what do you think of it?
<beginning of ad>
I’m looking for a top copywriter to write a sales page for my website.
Only the very best copywriter need apply.
I want someone who can write a compelling sales letter that doesn’t sound salesy or hypey, but one that will cause the readers to take out their wallets and demand to buy my products.
I expect high conversion rates from your writing so only apply if you have a proven track record of high converting sales pages.
I am on a very tight deadline and I’m willing to pay good money for the best professional writer who can deliver high quality results ASAP.
The budget for this project is $50 but if you can deliver on this job within the next 24 hours I’ll add an additional $10 bonus out of my own pocket
If you are the best copywriter in the business here’s your chance to make up to $60 – which is good money compared to what you’ll make anywhere else.
<end of ad>
Opinions anyone?
I have my own opinion about what I think of this ad (and the guy who wrote it)… But what’s your take on it?
Is this guy for real? Delusional? A pecker-head trying to take advantage of someone?
Or, am I the insane one for thinking a quality copywriter who gets results, might be worth more than $60?
When I first saw it, I thought it was a satirical joke. But when I posted a comical reply to it, the guy got all indignant because he thought I was mocking him (in retrospect, I guess I was mocking him, but only because I didn’t think the ad was for real)
Anyway, I removed the personal contact info from the ad, but left the rest of it intact.
So, what do you think of it?
<beginning of ad>
I’m looking for a top copywriter to write a sales page for my website.
Only the very best copywriter need apply.
I want someone who can write a compelling sales letter that doesn’t sound salesy or hypey, but one that will cause the readers to take out their wallets and demand to buy my products.
I expect high conversion rates from your writing so only apply if you have a proven track record of high converting sales pages.
I am on a very tight deadline and I’m willing to pay good money for the best professional writer who can deliver high quality results ASAP.
The budget for this project is $50 but if you can deliver on this job within the next 24 hours I’ll add an additional $10 bonus out of my own pocket
If you are the best copywriter in the business here’s your chance to make up to $60 – which is good money compared to what you’ll make anywhere else.
<end of ad>
Opinions anyone?
I have my own opinion about what I think of this ad (and the guy who wrote it)… But what’s your take on it?
Is this guy for real? Delusional? A pecker-head trying to take advantage of someone?
Or, am I the insane one for thinking a quality copywriter who gets results, might be worth more than $60?